me and my friends started doing “neural handshakes” at parties, which is when we do shots of jaeger, but with our faces next to eachother and arms intertwined and we yell INITIATING NEURAL HANDSHAKE and then drink
Half female, half male.
Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.
Got the blues.
Goddamnit, one of my problem students has scrawled a disturbingly homophobic phrase on his binder (the binder we keep at the center with all his records, not the one he takes home and stores his assignments in), and I don’t know what to do about it. I don’t want to just let it lie, but I know that if I just scold him for it, it’ll just wash over his head like “stupid politically correct adults” and he won’t reconsider his opinions at all.